At the risk of sounding like 'crazy cat woman' this post is about cats,
or more specifically it's about Twmff my boy cat. (Pronounced Too-mph.)
There are two cats that live here with us - Twmff the male and Modlen the female.
You can read more about their Welsh names here if interested.
Modlen is a proper cat, - she'll more or less do her own thing during the day and then find your lap to sleep on during the evening. Sometimes I wonder if she sleeps 20 out of 24 hours? She lives her own life kind of a cat. Twmff on the other hand....well, Twmff is a little confused! You see we think that Twmff doesn't believe he's a cat!
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| a little afternoon nap |
When we brought these rescued cats home they spent the first few weeks under the sofa. They were very poorly little cats and would only venture out in terms of necessity. Twmff would appear nose first, scan the room then go back and nudge Modlen out and guard her as she ate. He has always looked out for her. Once, when she went missing for a couple of days he spent the whole time on the front veranda or in the study window looking down the driveway whimpering...
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| "I don't want to be indoors" |
This was the first sign that Twmff was not what I considered a normal cat.
Most cats give the odd miaow - Twmff has full blown conversations! Loud ones! He will 'answer' when spoken to (oh dear, now I definitely sound like 'crazy cat woman!). I swear that I have stopped what I'm doing on more than one occasion as one of his miaows sounds just like "maa-aam"!
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| "how much more??" |
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| sneaking on to the bed with Sibs |
He comes when called and when story time was 'read aloud' time he would be first at the bottom of the bed waiting for the book to be chosen. He sleeps outside Sibs's room guarding her like a dog.
All of this is great for a family who secretly want a dog...maybe he knows??![]() |
| story time |
Anyhow, his latest escapade in the "I'm not sure that I really am a cat" world is to question why he has to stay indoors overnight...
Recently Twmff has been disputing this house rule...
He still comes in for his tea, but is not too happy to stay indoors. At first it was just a bit of annoying miaowing when the sun came up to let us know that it was morning and he wanted to go out. Then it became earlier and earlier and he would start scratching at the cat flap. Then a few evenings after lock down we would see his face outside the window! There were numerous "I'm sure I locked the cat flap" conversations before we realised that the clever little thing had mastered the art of moving the plastic little locks to open it and let himself out. Had I not seen him do it I wouldn't have believed it either!
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| Twmff aka Houdini |
We placed various objects in front of the cat flap and each time he would work away to move it before opening the locks. So now, each night we lug a heavy stone and place it leaning in front of the cat flap in his way. So far this has foxed him...
However... last night at around 2.30am there was a constant flapping sound, and when I went to investigate, Twmff had managed to get one little paw between the stone and the door and had still managed to open the cat flap! He was trying to squeeze himself out of a 3cm gap!!
I know that you have to keep one step ahead of your kids, but this is something else!
You would think that he doesn't enjoy his life of luxury here at our house. As I'm typing this he's stretched out on the sofa next to Modlen snoring away. He has shelter, food, water, another cat for company...what more does he want?
Our bedtime routine is becoming more and more elaborate - checking the locks on the doors takes 2 minutes, manoeuvring the stone in front of the cat flap and now a footstool in front of the stone takes a lot longer!
You've got to love your pets...It may be a little inconvenient, but I wouldn't swap him.







